High on a rocky promontory sat an Electric Monk on a bored horse.

“Can’t keep up to date with all those new Gods? Don’t understand the changes in your creed? Just can’t seem to find the time to pray 15 times a day? You need an Electric Monk.”

“Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you from this increasingly onerous task. Don’t waste your precious time on all that God-stuff when you’ve got more important things to do, let an Electric Monk prepare your path to heaven. Because you’re worth it.”

(Taken from the marketing brochure of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation).

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