Author Archives: Magnus

Thoughts of a dying atheist

in your whispers
trapped beneath my pillow
you won’t let me see
your memories

and I know you’re in this room
I’m sure I heard you sigh
frozen in between
where our worlds collide

scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see
and it scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see

and I know the moment’s near
and there’s nothing you can do
look for your faith inside
are you afraid to die?

it scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see
and it scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see

Fightclub quotes

#7

You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you’re satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you’ve got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you’re trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.

Snot’n’Stuff

I’m sick…

I look like a monster, red nose, runny eyes and nose…. Actually, I don’t look like a monster, I look like somthing possesed by a monster, or something eaten by a monster, and then spat right back out again.
I’ll spare you a picture, but trust me, its bad, I’m drinking tea, thats how bad it is.

I think this will be it for today…

…in danish nonetheless!!

Kære Brevkasse: jeg har sex med min kone om morgenen før jeg kører på job, igen når jeg kommer hjem til frokost, til fyraften, efter aftensmaden, før OG efter tv-avisen og igen til sengetid, når jeg så vågner kl 3 om natten fordi hun piller, har jeg bare ikk lyst!!! kan det skyldes at jeg onanerer i arbejdstiden??