in your whispers
trapped beneath my pillow
you won’t let me see
your memories

and I know you’re in this room
I’m sure I heard you sigh
frozen in between
where our worlds collide

scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see
and it scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see

and I know the moment’s near
and there’s nothing you can do
look for your faith inside
are you afraid to die?

it scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see
and it scares the hell out of me
and the end is all I can see

The perfekt gift for whining children!

Tag dog en kiks og tør dine øjne!

Kære Brevkasse: jeg har sex med min kone om morgenen før jeg kører på job, igen når jeg kommer hjem til frokost, til fyraften, efter aftensmaden, før OG efter tv-avisen og igen til sengetid, når jeg så vågner kl 3 om natten fordi hun piller, har jeg bare ikk lyst!!! kan det skyldes at jeg onanerer i arbejdstiden??

I have been in Odense this weekend, at a big meeting for all the representatives in my union. Two days of meetings, talks, tactics and beer, We got the results I was hoping for though, so, I’m a happy camper 🙂

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Billy Connolly’s 13 things I hate about people:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time….I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too”. Fucking right!? What good is a cake if you can’t eat it?

4. When people say “it’s always the last place you look”. Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you’ve found it? Do people do this?? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film “did you see that?”.? No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask “Can I ask you a question??.? Didn’t really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is ‘new and improved!’.? Which is it?? If it’s new, then there has never been anything before it.? If it’s an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say “life is short”.? What the fuck??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!!? What can you do that’s longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, “Has the bus come yet?.? If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?

10. People who say things like ‘My eyes aren’t what they used to be’. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you’re eating something and someone asks ‘Is that nice?’? No it’s really revolting – I always eat stuff I hate.

12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that’s an image I really didn’t need.

13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don’t understand you if you don’t insert the ‘Mc’ before the item you are ordering…..? It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I’ll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser.

Rumor has it that Carlsberg will increase the price on beer by 1.4% by next week. Go, get beer! before it will ruin you!

That was amazing! I hadn’t expected anything, but that was, I’m sorry that no better words spring to mind, AMAZING!

Just wanted you to experiense My kind of coffee.